Sh*t My Dogs Says

Product description

''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old (in dog years) dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil'' too. ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit is the straight poop scooped.

• Keep it in your desk, bag, or backpack for a little levity at work or on the go.
• Mini book comes with a 24K gold-plated charm on a ribbon bookmark.
• Keep the charm on the ribbon or wear it on your own bracelet or necklace.
• Full color hardcover book with dust jacket.
• Mini book measures just 3.25'' wide x 4'' high.
• 80 pages.
• Tiny book also makes a fun gift for everyone you know who is owned by a dog.