5"x7" blank note card with brightly colored envelope. Individually sleeved. Printed in the USA on paper from responsibly managed forests.
Front text: "I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty." - Lily Bollinger
Back text: "Bustard custard."